Oh hey, it’s another morning where we wish we were all still in bed! Fortunately the world doesn’t care, and it has decided to move on with or without us, hence we’ve got your NEWS and your WEIRD to get you going right now:
- How to not get busted selling weed in NYC? Hire models to be your dealers. (via GQ)
- A man tried to sneak lil endangered baby turtles into JFK by labeling them as “snacks”. (via Gothamist)
- Shea Stadium’s back, buddy! (via Brooklyn Vegan)
- Oh great, city rats are spreading rare diseases again // currently one person is dead and two are very sick. (via NY Post)
- And residents of a NJ town are receiving KKK promo fliers, what the actual fuck. (via NYDN)
- Wait, was this actually real life?
- Oh my god: